Author Topic: reality of the big race (Read 262 times)

invaderzim · « **on:** October 02, 2014, 08:50:27 pm »

thing is i figure i better say this in a way the guys spending the big money will understand.. there is only 2 slots left behind me.. 2nd and 3rd and i dont care who gets those.. its going to be a sad saturday for all but 2 of you.. now to set the record strait .. i have a lockdown on first place. i got the aero dynamics and a small nuclear powered genorator capable of producing the power needed to run an electromagnet so big i can create a small black hole for my kart.. even if you think you win .. ill time travel back through the space time continum to cross the line right before you.. steven hawkin and his team of doc and marty mcfly assures me that this is now a no lose situation... however just like the terminator movie i will be wearing no clothes .. so my victory lap will be like the grand finally at webn fireworks for any ladies present. i have had a few practice laps and will be heading back to our time so i can post this.. however i have already won 8 times. we documented the win and you can watch it at this link.

David S · « **Reply #1 on:** October 03, 2014, 04:16:22 am »

I gonna be a nice guy and give you a stock tip, buy all the stock you can in sham wow. Because after I'm done smoking all your a$$es, it's gonna take something huge to mop up all the tears. I really hate to see grown men break out in tears but the truth is, when my kart starts around the track it would take a time machine just to catch it. So instead of looking like Marty Mcfly, I think your gonna end up like Biff - just sitting around on a pile of $hit.

invaderzim · « **Reply #2 on:** October 03, 2014, 08:51:21 am »

im hiring a greif counselor for everyone to walk you through the process of loss. and by greif counselor i mean my middle finger. quality of the clip is as shitty as your racing skills... but it depicts my pont exactly.. just put yourself the place of the guy getting passed

iceman · « **Reply #3 on:** October 03, 2014, 08:55:16 am »

Just so all u losers no I'm pretty much going to have ride my brakes the whole race to even make it a fair race.cause team hazard is coming for all of u