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Listen up chicken Fu˘kers!! Next year is going to be the worst year of your lives. I'm going after all of you. Take the winter to lick your wounds and work on your kart because you'll need your A game present at every race. You better pray to whatever god you believe in and hope I get too drunk to kick your a$$es. I'm so fast I make fast people look...not fast, I have a turbo bolted to my heart and nitrous in my veins. No amount of luck will save you this year. So Sell your children for some more HP because that's all you have left.
                                Best of luck ya hillabillies
                                                  -The Turtle